I left a freshly-baked scone on a baking sheet on the stove and when I came back, the top was missing.
My name is Marmite, yesterday when my owner put her phone on the bed and I knocked it off the bed just for her.
My name is Slash Bandit and I have been systematically destroying all household cleaning supplies including paper towels, sponges, the broom, the mop and anything else I can get my claws in.
My name is Chessie, I’m not related to the famous sleeping kitten, I love to drive my owner insane by wrecking his freight cars and leaving fur all over his layout. I’m known to bat my owners and getting on the window, I’m one bad cat to handle.
I am Xena and I kept pooping on my mom’s bath mats, so she took them out of the bathroom… now I just poop behind the litter boxes. Two litter boxes are not enough for my spoiled butt!