Oscar AKA Ingrate McScratcherson
I have no idea where he could have hidden for six hours in a 1200 square foot apartment, but he did, and I almost had a heart attack because of it. I got my Halloween scare early this year.
I’m still confused as to where my cat got this from. I tried taking it from him and he pulled it close to him. I’m kind of scared.
This is Matilda. She is usually a very good girl, but sometimes she pulls down the curtains at 3 in the morning by trying to climb them when her mommy has an 8 am class the next day.
My aunt trusted me to hang out on the porch with my leash and harness, because I’m usually pretty good about it, but this time I decided to go for a walk and scared the shit out of her by being gone when she came looking for me.
Chainsaw loves to walk in between my legs. He got tangled in my feet, tripping me, and nearly sending me down the stairs. When I reached out to save myself, I slammed my finger into the doorframe. I’m now in a splint for a month, with a break right above my second joint in my pinky.
When we got home, he was waiting on the stairs for me. He was totally unashamed.
He’s been on here before too. http://cat-shaming.tumblr.com/post/42960913777/chainsaw-lives-up-to-his-name-hes-eaten-6